Watching Winterfell (Game of Thrones 0801) and the Orcish perspective

(Orcish Envoy’s Notes: Spoilers for Game of Thrones. If you’re not up on the show, don’t complain to the orcs. They just don’t care.)

After what seemed to be a literal Age, Sauron’s High-Def Palantir fired up, and the bog goblins and cave trolls and various uruks settled down to watch.

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The Doom That Came For Us All (Season Eight Game of Thrones)

(Orcish Envoy’s Notes: Spoilers for Game of Thrones. If you’re not up on the show, don’t complain to the orcs. They just don’t care.)

Season Eight of Game of Thrones is almost upon us all, and the orcs are getting prepared emotionally for their favorite show to kick off its final season. The orcs recently have been tweeting about the show, but there had been a long hiatus in their online activity since Season 5. The orcs do apologize for their antisocial behavior during the past seasons. Social media obligations are new to them.

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Orcish Views on The Gift (Game of Thrones)

(Orcish Envoy’s Notes: Spoilers for Game of Thrones. If you’re not up on the show, don’t complain to the orcs. They just don’t care.)

Sauron was surprised that Game of Thrones aired on Memorial Day. Luckily, the Palantir’s DVR recorded the episode. Otherwise the Dark Lord would have had a riot on his hands. Orcs are pretty ugly. Rioting orcs are not any more attractive.

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Orcish Views on Unbent, Unbowed, Un OH MY SAURON!

(Orcish Envoy’s Notes: Spoilers for Game of Thrones. If you’re not up on the show, don’t complain to the orcs. They just don’t care.)

The orcs were surprisingly quiet after the show ended. The noises that followed consisted of weapons being sharpened, maps to Winterfell being rustled, and targets with Ramsay Bolton’s face being hit with darts.

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