Orcs and Kings in Game of Thrones

(Orcish Envoy’s Notes: Spoilers for Game of Thrones. If you’re not up on the show, don’t complain to the orcs. They just don’t care.)

Unsurprisingly, the Orcs (who are secretly watching Game of Thrones when Sauron’s not using his HBO-enabled Palantir) have opinions on things. Particularly about kings…

Denethor and Mad King Aerys are pretty much the same guy. Both are crazy, both have dead heroic sons, and (to be continued)

— Orcs Love Winterfell (@WinterfellOrcs) January 18, 2015

– both want to set stuff on fire when an army is at the gates. ( Starks == Orcs, by the way.)

— Orcs Love Winterfell (@WinterfellOrcs) January 18, 2015

Boromir: Gondor has no king; Gondor needs no king.
Drogo: Right on, bruh! pic.twitter.com/zEpYKZovFC

— Orcs Love Winterfell (@WinterfellOrcs) March 31, 2015

Full disclosure, we orcs are actually okay with Aragorn. This here is the King we don't want Returning: pic.twitter.com/qr5z8Ncw6R

— Orcs Love Winterfell (@WinterfellOrcs) April 1, 2015

Will this be the #GameOfThrones season when we'll see this guy earn one of the Nine Rings? #Stannazgul pic.twitter.com/PKH2NN58ad

— Orcs Love Winterfell (@WinterfellOrcs) April 8, 2015

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Thank you for reading my collections from the @GoTOrcs Twitter account. If you’re interested in my original blog post discussing who Sauron’s orcs are rooting for in Game of Thrones, you can find it HERE.

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